kastortheunspareable:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

i made this post over a year ago and somehow in the past four hours or so it got 1,300 notes?

this is a finely aged shitpost, over a year old, sealed in an oaken barrel to give it the optimal flavour.

dazed-unfazed:
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“ sunlitrevolution:
“  Bladeless wind turbines generate electricity by shaking, not spinning  “ Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost...

dazed-unfazed:

kweyolempress:

tentakrule:

winneganfake:

fullcontactmuse:

jenniferrpovey:

holmgangs:

sunlitrevolution:

Bladeless wind turbines generate electricity by shaking, not spinning

Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost of wind energy by removing the blades from wind farms, instead taking advantage of a special phenomenon to cause the turbines to violently shake.

Vortex, a startup from Spain, has developed the tall sticks known as Bladeless — white poles jutting out of the ground, that are built so that they can oscillate. They do so as a result of the way that the wind is whipped up around them, using a phenomenon that architects avoid happening to buildings and encouraging it so that the sticks shake.

They do so using vortices, which is where the company gets its name from. The bladeless turbines use special magnets to ensure that the turbines are optimised to shake the most they can, whatever speed the wind is travelling at.

As the sticks vibrate, that movement is converted into electricity by an alternator.

Wiggling Poles of the Wasteland Harvest Electricity For Power Hungry Humans

These also look like they would cause fewer problems for birds and bats.

This is really cool.

They leave off the important note that when the wind rises, each pole makes a sound like a hundred vuvuzelas roaring at once. In the post-apocalyptic world of the future, villagers will speak in hushed tones about the Roaring Plains, and caution adventurous travelers to stay well away. 

I appreciate how they essentially invented very useful yet alien-looking screaming pillars. Science continues to make some suspiciously sci-fi shit.

At least you won’t have to go outside to know how windy it is… You’ll hear it.

They provide us energy

They provide us warmth

They love us

These martyr gods, their twitching agony is our salvation

GLORY TO THE WAILING OBELISKS

cythereancutie:

The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

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The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

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The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

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The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

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The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

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And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians

(Source: sparrowpraxis)

intrusive thoughts while depressed: everyone hates you and is lying about liking you

intrusive thoughts while not depressed: AEIOU AEIOU AIEOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUUU BRBRBRBRBRB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JO H N MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MA

currentlyonfire:

I hate these educational Cat in the Hat things where the Cat in the Hat teaches you shit about, like, healthy food or whatever. The Cat in the Hat is a chaotic neutral home invader whose information is highly questionable at best.